About James Allen, MD

I am a Professor of Internal Medicine at the Ohio State University and the Medical Director of Ohio State University Hospital East

I Can’t Get No (patient) Satisfaction

Last week, I attended a breakfast that our medical center put on for physicians ranking in the top 10% nationwide for patient satisfaction. The remarkable thing is that last year, no one invited me to breakfast. Not even close. In fact last year, my patient satisfaction scores were abysmal. Did I change my doctor-patient interactions? […]

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Surgeon

If you are addicted to the National Geographic Channel, like I am, then you’ve probably seen videos of Adelie penguins. The males build nests out of stones in frozen Antartica in order to attract female penguins. Instead of going out and collecting their own stones, some criminal male penguins will steal stones from one his neighbor’s […]

How Many Researchers Can You Really Afford?

Academic medical centers’ reputations are rarely built on the quality of clinical care or the quality of education. Reputations are built on the volume of research grants and publications. The academic medical center becomes famous by doing research about clinical care and publishing about education. Similarly, to be promoted as a faculty member at most colleges […]

BRAVE New World In the ICU

Glucometers are one of the most common medical devices in use today. They cost about $20 or $30 to buy at the drugstore and every nursing station and doctor’s office has one. Most of the time, they work great and are very accurate to measure the blood glucose level by pricking the skin to obtain a […]

“The Patient Suddenly Worsened”

Patients who get transferred to the ICU often have transfers notes saying to the effect “The patient’s condition suddenly worsened.” In reality, the patient’s condition didn’t suddenly worsen, it is just that we suddenly noticed. In its extreme, that worsening results in a cardiopulmonary arrest. It goes by different names in different hospitals. Sometimes it […]

The 6 Words

As the medical director of a hospital, my job is not to cure disease and save lives. My job is to create an environment where other doctors can cure disease and save lives.  And that’s where the 6 most important words for a medical director comes in. Being a hospital medical director is a lot like being […]

The Obesification of America

Americans are obese. We’re more obese than any other country and we’re getting more obese each year. The most recent results of the 2015 National Health Interview Survey were recent released and they paint a picture of the reality of Americans’ health. In 2015, 30.4% of American adults were obese. For those of you unfamiliar with […]

Dismantling Obamacare

After the elections of 2016, the Affordable Care Act (aka, Obamacare), will no longer exist as it is today. Many politicians have vowed to repeal it immediately. Repeal would be pretty complicated but dismantling would be considerably easier. So what’s on the chopping block? First, the ability to keep children on their parent’s health insurance […]

America’s Increasing Suicide Rate

Suicide in the U.S. is increasing. It is the second leading cause of death for people age 10-34 and the tenth leading cause of death overall. Americans favorite method of suicide: firearms. One of the reasons for our country’s increasing suicide rate is the declining number of psychiatric beds compared to other nations. The Organisation […]

Penalizing Survival

There is one constant in regulations and policies… unintended consequences. Presently, Medicare seeks to improve quality of care delivered in hospitals by rewarding those hospitals that have lower mortality rates and lower 30-day readmissions. On the surface, this sounds like a great idea. But under the surface, are we penalizing hospitals that keep more patients […]